I lost my burnout virginity yesterday because I was mad at a ped

"cletus44 aka Clayton Seams" (cletus44) 09/25/2014 at 20:00 • Filed to: None

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Yup. It was like 10pm and I was cruising on the boulevard. (that land barge lyfe) Anyhoo, I was stopped at a red light and some pedestrian comes over to bitch at me because I guess I was over the crosswalk. (My bad) Not a huge deal except she's wagging her finger and generally looks like a person I don't want to deal with.

So I crack a Jim Carrey smile and make direct eye-contact while I mash both pedals. The car jumps, air rushes into the carb with a roar and the tires start to go up in smoke. (Positrac ftw!) The lady jumps back stunned as I release the brake and lay rubber through the intersection.

Pedestrians better respect the barge.

bob and john > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 09/25/2014 at 20:02

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oh god I can just imagen her face.
and the barge burning. LOL

cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > bob and john 09/25/2014 at 20:03

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Yeah but I gotta make these tires last haha so addictive tho! That big block hustle!

bob and john > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 09/25/2014 at 20:06

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BTW, how hard IS it to find tire/wheels for this thing? I'm just curious....

cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > bob and john 09/25/2014 at 20:10

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No idea. Apparently the PO had a bitch of a time finding whitewalls in the correct size

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 09/25/2014 at 20:10

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Pedestrian, (n)

From Greek pedo - comb. form pais "child", and Latin striare "groove, flute", orig. PIE "stroke, press". One who oppresses or strokes children (etymology, original meaning disputed, see Latin "estrus").

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 09/25/2014 at 20:13

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I lost mine after it rained on a on-ramp and I had shitty dried out tires. I never laughed so hard while correcting the rear. A month ago it happened to me again (my traction control is down)....I embraced it.

Bandit > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 09/25/2014 at 20:19

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I lost mine on the second test drive after I got the car out of the shop from the restoration. The old engine couldn't do it and it was only natural to see how much torque the 400 makes... the answer is gallons.

SlickMcRick > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 09/25/2014 at 20:19

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I lost mine driving the company's electric blue 135i. Sweet beautiful bliss

Jedidiah > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 09/25/2014 at 20:52

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A 4-door with posi?

Did that come with a towing package or something?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 09/25/2014 at 21:04

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That sounds perfect.

Welcome to the club

shop-teacher > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 09/25/2014 at 22:03

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Nice! I lost mine punishing my '04 GTO for being a piece of crap, before I traded it in.

thebigbossyboss > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 09/26/2014 at 10:09

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I hope this was in one of the hippy areas of toronto. I was in some yuppie community with some woman wagging my finger for turning left in front of her, she was crossing but way back.

Oh well. Moving tomorrow to the ghetto. No more yuppies.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 09/26/2014 at 15:27

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Come on now, you gotta say what it WAS

YSI-what can brown do for you > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 09/26/2014 at 17:56

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Those sick bastards I have to stop them!

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 09/28/2014 at 18:53

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so everyone who walks across a street is a child molester?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man 09/29/2014 at 08:10

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That was my joke, yes.